Holy shit, these are incredible.
actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god
probably you were the most punk person you knew tbh
if it’s the sort of thing you would think of when casting a patronus charm then it’s not a waste of time
Marley looking dapper as usual. :)
My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via 33113
writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. ＤＲＡＧＯＮＳ
"Eye of the Tiger" Played on an Old Dot-Matrix Printer
"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"
I just laughed so hard I almost puked.
I am so glad I know you, and that people make things like this.
This is humanity’s most important achievement.
someone make a fucking hardcore techno remix of this shit with a sick bass line and synths, DO IT
*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*